We're all heard about the ridiculous, archaic laws of the United States, stuff about shooting bison from trains and grazing your cows on Boston Common and so forth. But it's imperative to be aware of completely useless laws in other parts of the world, in case you should happen to travel there and find yourself in a really, really unlikely situation.

Here they are, the top 10 stupidest laws you may encounter abroad:

1. Australia - It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
2. France - Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.
3. Thailand - It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
4. Italy - It is an offence for women of 'ill repute or evil looks' to enter a cheese factory in the area of Ferrara.
5. Scotland - It is illegal to be a drunk while in possession of a cow.
6. France - It is illegal in Antibes to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background. (I hope the photo at right isn't from Antibes!)
7. Lebanon - Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals so long as the animals are female. It is illegal to have sex with a male animal.
8. China - Women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may only be naked whilst in the bathroom.
9. Hong Kong - A woman is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband, only if she uses her bare hands. The husband's lover however may be killed in any manner desired.
10. Switzerland - A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.

References:
LawGuru.com
FunFacts.com.au
DumbLaws.com

In these tough economic times, we can't always afford to fly first class, or on those airlines that bring everyone hot towels. And we want those hot towels. We want them hard.

Well, now you can bring your own, and in pill form! These crazy pills from Japan work just like those little foam dinosaurs you used to "hatch" as a kid. Submerge them in warm water and they become 11" x 9" hand towels.

The pills, or "towel seeds," as they are called, are harvested every year from the Towel Tree Plantation just outside of Tokyo.*

Know what else becomes a hot hand towel if you submerge it in hot water? A hand towel. But that wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

You can get a vial of 10 pills on ThinkGeek.com for just $7.99. It'll be the most fun you've had in the airplane bathroom since you joined the mile high club! Seriously, these would also come in super handy for camping and backpacking.

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Travelchic.com makes unusual luggage tags, handle wraps, tassels, and key chains, all desgined to make your luggage stand out on the carousel and to show your unique style and flair.

My verdict? Hit or miss. Some of these items are totally hot, and some of them are absolutely ridiculous. If I were chatting you up on the airplane and then saw you claim a bag with a giant furry handle-wrap on it? I would judge you. I'm just that shallow.

The Orange Synthetic Leather Luggage Tag and Reversible Orange Faux Fur/Orange Synthetic Leather Handle Wrap with Travel Chic Airplane Keychain Set for $26.99 (at right) is reasonably priced insanity. 'A' for effort, 'F' for execution.

Affort Fexecution.

The kids' collection is cute, though I wonder how long those puppy and monkey faces last with the wear and tear of travel, and of course, the sticky hands of the little ones.

I don't mean to be mean. Below, witness the gallery of five totally awesome items from Travelchic.com. They really do make some nice stuff at great prices!

Horchow is currently having a 20% off sale on all luggage and accessories. Impressing your family and friends at the holidays just got one-fifth easier.

You may have already heard about this season's fabulous new Samsonite Blacklabel Trunk Collection, pictured, with which I'm personally kind of obsessed. The 1920's trans-Atlantic inspired look of the trunks make me feel like I'm in a slightly more anachronistic Titanic. But in a good way. Wait, is there a good way? "A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets."

In any case (haha), the must-have collection is included in the sale.

We've reached the point where high quality digital cameras have become pretty common. It seems that every few months or so the minimum number of megapixels going into cameras goes up a notch. I saw a 12 megapixel camera in the store the other day. What does the common tourist need a 12 megapixel camera for? And why doesn't anyone seem willing to put greater than 3 megapixels in a mobile phone camera?

Many people don't think of it, but that high resolution and extra large LCD is good for more than crystal clear photographs of the sunset in Maui. You've essentially got a photo and storage database inside of your camera that you can use to store and reference all sorts of info while you're on the road. This can cut down on weight and logistics while navigating a busy street or on your own for a daytrip in a foreign city.

1. Map and guidebook page storage: Say you're heading out to Soho in London and you want to take the map from your Lonely Planet along. The London book is so huge that you don't want to carry it around and you don't want to rip a page out because you borrowed the book from your cousin Eddie, so you're buggered on bringing a map with you. But you can take a high-resolution photo of the map page then replay the photo during your travels, use the zoom tool and scroll around the map. Similarly, you can take photos of small sections of your guidebook to reference them later. Of course this only works if you have a few small articles that you want to bring with you -- if you want to bring entire neighborhoods of data, you'll want to bring the guidebook.

Photomaps also work for pictures taken on LCD screens. So if you Google map something back at the apartment and want to bring it with you, take a photo instead of tracking down a printer and wasting the paper.

2. Makeshift binoculars: Can't see a sign three blocks away? Take a high resolution picture of the sign, go back to the image and zoom way in. Even the lower (5-6MP) cameras have better resolution than the human eye.

3. Data storage: Unless you've got some hifalutin software that downloads and posts your pictures off of your camera, most interfaces work by plugging in a supplied USB cable to your computer where you can open a folder and copy over your images. If you've got a fairly large memory card, you should also have a fair amount of space left over on the rest of the chip. This space can be used like a USB flash drive where you can copy trip essentials over like MP3s or a resume or even pictures from another person's camera. You'll just have to plug the camera back in when you get to your laptop or home computer to copy the files off.

I talk about frequent flier miles pretty often on Gadling, mostly because I think that many people under utilize and underestimate the power of their miles. The fact of the matter is, airline miles are a useful tool that can save you a ton of money if used properly. The key is to know when and how to use them. Here are a few quick tips:

• You can accrue miles towards a different program on your flight. All domestic legacy carriers subscribe to alliances, and you can enjoy unilateral benefits among them. The three big alliances are Star, Skyteam and Oneworld. Star Alliance hosts carriers such as United, US Airways and Ted, Skyteam has Delta, Continental and Northwest and American Airlines' Oneworld's team members are largely overseas. So suppose you're trying to accrue miles on United to get to a domestic reward, 25,000 miles. If you're flying on US Airways next week, you can put your United frequent flier number into US Airways' system and your miles go to your United account.

• Keeping all of your miles in one places makes it easier to redeem awards faster and to achieve elite status over one calendar year. It's kind of like keeping all of your savings in one account – you get higher interest (or in this case, rewards).

• Always make sure that your frequent flyer number is in the system when you book your ticket. In addition to being another cross reference for which you can find your ticket, it's much easier to put the number in during booking versus at the gate or even retroactively. Bear in mind, however, that you can get your miles after you fly. As long as you had an account at the time you flew, you can usually fax your boarding passes in to get miles accounted for. Check with your carrier to find that number.

The "open skies" agreement between the U.S. and Europe goes into effect this weekend. And for those wondering whether this deregulation measure will result in lower transatlantic fares, it seems that the answer is yes...at least for now.

It used to be that only four airlines -- United, Virgin Atlantic, BA and American -- could fly between the U.S. and London Heathrow. Now under "open skies," US Airways, Delta, Northwest and Air France are jumping onto this route. And in an effort to establish some kind of position in the market, they are offering competitive fares in the $400-$600 range for travel in April and May.

Carol Sottili, the travel deal guru over at the Washington Post, blogs about the details, including specific London services now on offer from the above carriers.

For the time being, it seems that the opening up of transatlantic routes will really only benefit those heading to London. While "open skies" mean, in general, that more airlines will be able to fly to more European destinations, Sottili points out that those flights are spread out across the continent, so competition between carriers isn't as fierce as it is with London service.

But as a hub for many budget airlines, you can still leave London for other European destinations relatively cheaply. This way, your first leg to London is now more affordable.

Thinking of slapping down that debit card for incidental hotel charges? Maybe you should think again.

It's a common practice for hotels to put a "hold" on whatever card you turn over to them, to cover not only those incidentals (mini bar, in room movies, etc) but to insure that you don't bolt without settling up.

When you use a credit card, that hold -- as little as $50 a night but usually more in the $100-$150 ballpark -- is charged and then credited back. But of course when you use a debit card, the hold effectively freezes money in your checking account, and you cannot access it. It's like you spent the money – and sometimes you'll have to wait days, or as long as a week, for the hotel's accounting office to get around to lifting that hold.

Understandably, this takes some customers by surprise: They find themselves at dinner or out shopping, they go to pay with their debit card, and they have their card rejected for "insufficient funds." Since a lot of people keep their checking accounts on the lower end, it's possible to find yourself flat broke thanks to a hotel tying up $300-$500 of your cash.

Hotels are increasingly requiring credit cards for their holds in an effort to avoid customers angry at not having access to their money. While it is obviously possible for a hotel hold to lead to you exceeding your credit limit, most people's credit card limits are considerably higher than their checking account balances.

USA Today has an interesting article on travelers who've had their money frozen by hotels. The advice seems simple: Use credit cards whenever you can.

One of the more difficult parts of my trip to Russia last year was the language barrier. Aside from having to navigate a whole new alphabet, it was difficult at times to find anyone that understood English. I frequently found myself pointing and gesturing or making use of a few phrases of poorly pronounced Russian I had picked up from my guidebook. That's why I was excited to hear about Steape, a Dutch company that produces a line of language dictionaries and phrasebooks you can download to your mobile phone.

According to the Steape website, the company offers two main products, Steape Travel and Steape Mini Speaking Dictionary. Steape Travel offers a catalog of around 100 commonly used travel phrases, whereas the Mini Speaking Dictionary offers a database of around 500 traveler-friendly words. Both can be purchased on the Steape site for only $4 each. If you purchase Steape Travel or Mini Speaking Dictionary, you'll also get Steape Knowledge as a free bonus, which has basic vocabulary like numbers and days of the week. The interface for each application works basically the same way - you search for a word or phrase you want to use and press the action key to have it pronounced using your phone's speaker.

Currently, the applications are supported on more than 160 phone models and in 17 different languages. Check out the site to verify compatibility for your particular phone model and language needs. For only $4, Steape seems to have a cheap and highly useful application on their hands. Then again, as Jamie suggested recently in her post, there are "alternative" methods to help you learn foreign language phrases for your next trip.

[Via: Xellular Identity]

Music is absolutely essential to me when I travel. I find it hard to leave my house, let alone the country, without my trusty iPod and headphones in hand. Listening through headphones suits me just fine for those long plane rides, bus trips and other solitary moments. But what about when you're traveling with others and you want to share your music? After a long day walking around, there's nothing better than pouring a few cocktails while you listen to your favorite playlist.

For many people, the answer to the portable music dilemma is a pair of travel-size speakers like the ones found here. However, the sound quality you get from these units is sub-par at best. Not to mention the fact that you have to carry them around with you in your luggage and many require batteries that suck up power like it was going out of style.

For the optimum in portability, good sound and low price, go buy yourself a RCA to 1/8" stereo cable. This particular cable, which can usually be purchased for less than $10, plugs easily into the headphone jack of your favorite music player and connects to the back of stereo systems worldwide. In a pinch you can also plug this cable into many hotel television sets too. For those not technically inclined, the "RCA" connections are the red, yellow and white colored holes on the back of your favorite electronic device. The cable you want is the "stereo" version with two RCA-style plugs on one end and headphone (1/8") plug on the other. When you add your cable, match up the plug colors to the connections and then check the "input" settings for your stereo/TV - flip between a few of the A/V channels and you'll usually find it. That's it - now add your favorite MP3, CD or Minidisc player and you've got an instant party. Happy listening!